Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Waiting for the Fall

Lil' Kims Update, 6-13-06

Well, we're just 3 months away from the world being a better place. Lil' Kims was sentenced back in June of last year, but didn't turn herself in until the very day possible. You KNOW she's planning to come out with a fall line of clothes, makeup, and even a few fragrances.

SHIV, by Lil' Kims - Stick it to him.

this complex fragrance starts with topnotes of body odor and homespun jumpsuits. The midnotes are a mellow blend of stale mattress, toilet-brewed wine, and powdered egg. The base notes are a long lasting meeting of unwashed coochie and tears.

F'real y'all, I can't wait for the goddess to be released. On that day we will rejoice, old school.

© 2006 CH


Anonymous Bea Gass said...

lil kim is righteous bitch, ya'll.....and besides, she got one hella trimmed punani...preach!

10:34 PM PDT  
Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMG someone just HAS to design an ad for "SHIV" , fo reals.

8:02 AM PDT  
Blogger ChiliGurl said...

ROFLMAO!! Gurl, I BUSTED OUT laughing when I read this. Chuck, you never fail to make me fall out. I can see the box now...made out of something non-contrabrand. The actual perfume, though, would look like a real shiv! You could fuck a bitch up with it! I agree with our friend Bedazzler...someone HAS to do a design for it!

1:49 AM PDT  

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