I've changed my mind
I reserve the right to change my mind and make fun of her in the future. Don't get used to me being nice.
Lil' Kim Watch
Isn't Lil' Kims supposed to be getting out of jail soon? God, I can't wait! I do love me some Lil' Kims! She is seriously a high class woman; not afraid to let it all hang out and also really polite (dudes, she totally let Diana Ross cop a feel cuz hey, she's Diana Ross and she can touch any booby that she wants to touch. Don't mess with Miss Ross!). I present you now with the many looks of Lil Kims!
They totally threw the book at her, and you know why? Cuz she's all covered up, and that weave is so home-made. She needs to rock the kanekalon Beyonce`-style.
This picture makes my tummy feel funny! Do you know how much I would pay to have been Lil Kims' booby in that picture?? Also, you know a lady is High Class when her hair matches her outfit. I refrain from any and all "carpet matches the drapes" jokes; I'm so over it.
PS to Miss Ross- we love you but damn! You need some boot camp!
What's with the mouth? I've seen a lot of pictures of Lindsey Hobag lately with her mouth open, like a photographer said "it's sexy", and she filed it away for later... It's not, y'all. Except on you, Lil Kims, anything you do is sexy!
She really does look so prim and proper here, at least relatively speaking. The only thing that could be more reserved would be a burqa.
Oh shit, forget that about the burqa, girlfriend apparently made her own...Dear Goddesses of the Vitriol, please raise Lil Kims out of the depths and welcome her to your sistah-hood; she can be the Patron Saint of Hot Ghetto Messes.
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