Saturday, May 27, 2006

It's a GURL!!

Everybody, please welcome little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to the world!! Mmhmm...thas'right. Details are still limited at this point. Said Brad Pitt's spokeswhore: “The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given,” publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement. No photographs were being released, she added.

Chirrenz, you KNOW that kid looks something like this...
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Now all they need to do is adopt a little hispanic boy and they'll truly have a global family!!
Gurl, we needed little Shiloh because evil alien baby Suri Cruise looks like this:
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Damn!! I'm skeert now!
I can't wait to hear Chuck and The Breakdown's take on this...I will fall the fuck OUT laffin'!!
© 2006 BMD

1 Comments:

Blogger The Breakdown said...

No one has even SEEN Suri since that spawn entered the world.


Run, Katie!

And Shiloh has to look like one of her parents or the OTHER, not BOTH...or else she will be seriously fuxored.

Hopefully, Angelina, cuz Brad is craggly.


And oh yes, I'd drink her bathwater.


Maddox is super-pissed. Now he has to share the inheritance!

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