the Maple Leaf Gayken
So as I'm reading other blogs, I run across this scary lookin thing!
He looks like the bastard love child of Celine Dion and Ryan Cabrera. God I hate that hair! His name is Kalan Porter, and he won the Canadian Idol competition.
He's wearing a poofy shirt ON PURPOSE. Now, I know that there is a small contingent of International Male consumers reading this (that's a given when you're writing a gay blog, right?), so I will take it upon myself to tell you that your friends all want you to stop. Now. No one wants to see pirate shirts, or palazzo pants on a man. No leatherette thong, with our without laces and buckles. No underwear that emphasize your ass-crack for definitely sure. Just sayin'.
I'm gonna have to go and do more research on this kid, because as it is, I just don't know enough about him to truly rip him to shreds as someone with his hair and wardrobe so obviously deserves. This last picture is being posted only because it came up when I googled for images of "kalan porter". KALAN PORTER IS A BABY EATING ORC IN THE SERVICE OF SARUMAN!© 2006 CH