Saturday, April 29, 2006

Equal Opportunity Offender...

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis really is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is to big for a stroller.
8. N`SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt whoopin' helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children cuss you out in public is not normal.
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10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken­­­­ is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button or your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings­­­­ should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not recquire tacky, expensive clothing.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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I picked out the pictures for this, but my dear friend MizRo sent me this one! Thanks, gurl!! *HUGGLE*
© 2006 BMD

5 Comments:

Blogger Lolita said...

PMSL!!!! Loves it!

3:29 PM PDT  
Blogger Brandon said...

OMG YOU ARE A SICK RAcIST!!!11 I AM VIOLENTLY OFFENDED!!!1111

PS What does PMSL mean?

11:44 AM PDT  
Blogger ChiliGurl said...

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You sick fucker! Eh...you know I lurve ya, baby! Mr. B., the last time I saw PMSL, I asked someone what it meant and they said it means "pissing myself laughing". Hell, now that I'm about to slam into 40, I might get that problem in another 10 years! LOL xoxo to both of ya'll!

10:10 PM PDT  
Anonymous Bea Gass said...

hold up, crown royal bags can be used to store Scrabble tiles....i dont wanna nitpick.....and yes, PMSL, this was good stuff..i also suffer from PMSC* and PMSS*.

*coughing
*sneezing

9:23 AM PDT  
Blogger Bedazzler said...

Chili I am loving your work on Ken over at Church of Annette.
Maybe you can whip up a list like this for Ken? You go, cos you are THE GURL.
kisses

10:43 PM PDT  

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