Thursday, April 13, 2006

Don't MAKE me take my shoe off..

And HIT you with it!! GURL!! I saw the shoes below on ebay and I thought..."This is the PERFECT shoe that you would take off and hit somebody with." I know, my inner gay man drag queen came SCREAMING out the door. *sigh*
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I guess that poses as the ignunt ass eBay item of the day. But wait, there's more!! Honey, if I could wear pumps, these purple ones would SO be mine. Mmhmm!! How "luxurious". And don't get me started on the GAY CHAPS. Maybe later I'll post that shit too!!
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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the words of Bobby Trendy ... "They're sooooooo lux-URIOUS!"

Gurl, thanks for the blog. You bring a smile to my face. Hideous, somewhat toothless, crack-is-whack, kinda smile, but a smile nonetheless.

Hugz.

4:07 PM PDT  
Blogger ChiliGurl said...

ROFLMAO!! No, my reader....thank YOU for reading my drivel. =) If I make one person laugh, it's all worth it!

10:22 AM PDT  
Blogger ChiliGurl said...

And dear reader...I forgot to tell you how much I appreciate that you "get" the whole Bobby Trendy "Luxurious" thing!!! The was the whole point I was going for! AND, I have some dish on that queen. I have miss thang on my myspace account as one of my "friends", and she said this in a bulletin this morning:

Date: Apr 14, 2006 4:17 AM
Subject: 20/20 WILL BE PROFILING THE BOBBY TRENDY STORE ON 4/13/06
Body: HI EVERYONE!
IM HAPPY TO SAY THAT 20/20 WILL BE AT THE BOBBY TRENDY BOTIQUE TO DO A COMPANY PROFILE THAT WILL AIR ON MAY 5TH 2006!!!!!

Gurl, don't you KNOW I will be watching with my bowl 'o popcorn!! It's sad that I don't live in Austin anymore, tho...I just know that Chuck, Rich and I would be watching that shit together and laughing our asses off!!

12:13 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooo! I am sooooooooooo putting that on my calendar. I wonder what cocktail to serve that screams "lux-URIOUS" - it's gotta be pink and it's gotta be gaudy ...
(mental note to self: check whether the party-supply store does feather drink umbrellas ...)

Thanks for the tip! :)

Hugz.

1:21 PM PDT  
Blogger ChiliGurl said...

Hmmm....how about a pink squirrel? That was the drink they used on Roseanne to get their goody-goody neighbor Crystal lit on. I have no idea how much booze is in one, but triple it!! ANd make sure you get yo'self some lip gloss so that you look "luxurious"!! ;-)

6:25 AM PDT  

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