It's Friday...I'ma getchoo high!!
Ooooh lawd, ya'll. Another week in the can, no? That means one thing to me...playing bingo all weekend!! Haaaaay!! Oh yeah, I'll squeeze in an AA meeting, but that's no damn fun. But bingo is!! Gurl, we make fun of the Koreans...I know...we're awful! But if you saw how much those bitches win (along with the fact that they own EVERY Chinese restaurant within a 35 mile radius), you'd make fun of their asses too!! So, we say shit like "bing-GOH". You have to be from a military town to appreciate our stunning accuracy in getting the Korean accent down. Oh well...enough of that. Wish me and big ole' gay purple bingo dauber luck!!
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