Kelly Clarkson, what are you thinking??
I kind of dig the hair, even though I think it's one of those haircuts that everyone has to have at some point in their lives. Hell, my hair looked that like that when I was a hairburner- except mine was that horrid shade of magenta/wine that all hairburners have (international hairdresser purple, I think it's called). The dress though... Is it...could it really be... TAUPE? Is she for real wearing a color normally only found in a L'Egg?? Kelly, listen to me- your stylist hates you. THAT'S A FACT! I mean, if your stylist wasn't your worst enemy, then you wouldn't be in a dress that HAS A GODET! And your purse? It looks like it's encrusted with cigarette butts, and THAT IS NOT SEXY.
Now, because I like you, I will end with something nice:
At least it's not another goddamn fishtail skirt, and your new nose is HOT.
ps- Claire Danes is the new Jesus.© 2005 CH